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Connotation. 1. a. The configuration of suggestive or associative implications consitiuting the general sense of an abstract espression beyond its literal, explicit sense. b. A secondary
meaning suggested by a word in addition to its literal meaning. 3. Logic The total of the attributes constituting the meaning of a term.
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holds an important office in the department of redundancy. Henry also spent a good deal of his life studying the behavior of Walruses (Walri?) in the wild, inspired by a long-running correspondence with Mr. J. Lennon, who, in fact, convinced "The Orange" that he was, in fact, a walrus. Dr. Parsons' curriculum vitae is rounded out by his extensive family history (including a brother, Alan), and double Ph.D. honors in Botany and the Study of Scandinavian Languages.
Recently, Dr. Henry Parsons was elected president of the UPICN,LLC
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The beheading of John the Baptist and that one time when Stanley met Livingstone (or was it Livingstone met Stanley?)
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- Dr. Phelealabean also uses the alias Dr. Olga Olathe Parsons-Uhlmer. Dr. Parsons-Uhlmer is a sister to Henry and Alan. She has a dual honorary doctorate in Arabian Literature and Language. She also has teaching experience at the University of Rekjavik which was held in a small grass-covered hut. She iswidowed after an incident involving her husband and abandonment which she is not allowed to discuss pending criminal charges. Now that she is alone, she enjoys spending summers with her brother, Henry, in his summer home, The Parsonon.
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7.28.2005
Two Random Websites:
Aardvark.com: Serving RF and Microwave Engineers
Bert & Bud's: Don't be caught dead without one!
--Posted by s. on Thursday, July 28, 2005.
7.24.2005
bored.
bored bored bored bored bored.
summer is boring.
especially when it's too too hot to go outside.
what shall i write about?
Nothing, because everything has been said.
aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
that, and i don't want to change to a position that makes it easier for me to type.
--Posted by s. on Sunday, July 24, 2005.
7.23.2005
three people of different nationalities walk into a bar.
two of them say something at least marginally clever,
the third says something really stupid, thus giving the impression that all members of this particular nationality are also really stupid.
Why aren't you laughing?
--Posted by s. on Saturday, July 23, 2005.
7.21.2005
Too much stuff?
--Posted by s. on Thursday, July 21, 2005.
7.16.2005
it's really really hot.
yuk.
For Educational Purposes:
Slender Snipe-Eel
(Nemichthys scolopaceus)
Nearly two kilometres below the surface of the sea lurks the slender snipe-eel. It has more vertebrae in its backbone - around 750 - than any other animal, and can stretch out to a metre and a half long, much of which is its thin tail. Oddly for a creature wih such a long body, its anus has evolved by migrating forward and is now situated on its throat. So slender is the fish that even the largest snipe-eel weigs less than a hen's-egg. It's larvae is leaf shaped and, strangely, shrinks slightly before transforming into the adult form. It can live for up to ten years.
It seems likely that its bizarre jaws snare the antennae of shrimps and other crustacea, for they are covered in velcro-like backwards-pointing teeth. Many specimens held in the world's museums were spat up by larger fish caught in trawls. Fossils over 7 million years old indicate that the snipe-eel family are fish of some antiquity.
-Tim Flannery in "Astonishing Animals"
--Posted by s. on Saturday, July 16, 2005.
7.07.2005
Counting your chickens before they hatch is a waste of your X-ray vision and math abilities.
--Posted by s. on Thursday, July 07, 2005.
7.02.2005
Up til today, I was quite sure that Darth Tater is, by far, the best Star Wars tie-in advertising ploy.
That's probably because I hadn't seen the Lightsaber Spoon!
(apparently it was available with some Kellogg's cereals for a while)
Sweet.
--Posted by s. on Saturday, July 02, 2005.
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Who would win in a duel pitting (Karl) Marx and (Vladi) Lenin against (Groucho) Marx and (John) Lennon?
--Posted by s. on Saturday, July 02, 2005.
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