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Connotation. 1. a. The configuration of suggestive or associative implications consitiuting the general sense of an abstract espression beyond its literal, explicit sense. b. A secondary meaning suggested by a word in addition to its literal meaning. 3. Logic The total of the attributes constituting the meaning of a term.

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Sven Bjorn Borg: Sven has been with d-con since its humble beginnings, and is responsible for punctuating, finances, guarding the office from rabid dogs and loud noises, and acting as mediator amongst the other members. Dr. Borge is well-known as the world's foremost (and perhaps only) underwater-basket-weaving expert. Sven has recently published no less than 3 books, Klingon Grammar and Vocabulary for humans, Life among the Grapes, and Escher, Bach, Gödel: A gigantic elastic bungalow. In it's copious spare time, the Sven enjoys playing the harpsichord and diagramming sentences. Sven is Chief of Staff and Director of Intelligence in the UPICN,LLC.
Dr. Bob William "The Orange" Lavoisier a.k.a. Dr. Henry Parsons: Dr. N, as we like to call him, is officially the initiator of the Daily Connotations Company, and also holds important Offices in the VVIIPP society of America and The Department of Redundancy Department, which is a place where he holds an important office in the department of redundancy. Henry also spent a good deal of his life studying the behavior of Walruses (Walri?) in the wild, inspired by a long-running correspondence with Mr. J. Lennon, who, in fact, convinced "The Orange" that he was, in fact, a walrus. Dr. Parsons' curriculum vitae is rounded out by his extensive family history (including a brother, Alan), and double Ph.D. honors in Botany and the Study of Scandinavian Languages. Recently, Dr. Henry Parsons was elected president of the UPICN,LLC
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Dr. Phelealabean: Dr. Phelealabean also uses the alias Dr. Olga Olathe Parsons-Uhlmer. Dr. Parsons-Uhlmer is a sister to Henry and Alan. She has a dual honorary doctorate in Arabian Literature and Language. She also has teaching experience at the University of Rekjavik which was held in a small grass-covered hut. She iswidowed after an incident involving her husband and abandonment which she is not allowed to discuss pending criminal charges. Now that she is alone, she enjoys spending summers with her brother, Henry, in his summer home, The Parsonon.

6.30.2005

Things about Things

1. Game Shows:

Jeopardy rocks my socks off! I usually don't get to watch it, because I'm not near a television when it is on, but it's so INTELLECTUAL. And you know, really, that Alex Trebek could totally beat the pants off of any contestant - "no, bob, the answer is not Richard the Fourth, it is, of course, Richard the Third." Of course.

Wheel of Fortune is just stupid. I think they screen their contestants for three things:
-a certain amount of stupidity regarding the puzzle - it ruins the game if someone gets it every time when there's just a "t" and two "r's" on the board;
-their relationship with someone "wonderful", "marvelous", "fantastic", "sweet", "awesome", or "amazing". If I am ever on the show, god forbid, I will bring my brother with me and I'll totally be like "That's my brother, Rufus. He's kind of a dork. What am I saying? He's a total dork";
-Their ability to scream "big money" multiple times in quick succession.
As if that's not enough, who let Pat Sajak in? And what kind of a name is "Sajak"?????

2. Reality Shows:

Beauty and the Geek - Granted, I've only seen the last fifteen minutes of one episode. Granted, I only watched it because of a sort of ethereal connection between myself and "Chuck". (My father's father's second wife's daughter used to babysit him; or, if you prefer, I go to the school where his father is a professor - see! two!). But I kind of liked it. It didn't seem mean spirited at all, although I'm just about ready to punch "Richard" in the face. He's not a geek. To be a geek, you have to be smart, like Chuck, who is in grad school studying "functional neurology". Mere social ineptitude and immaturity doesn't quite cut it.

The Real Gilligan's Island I don't have to watch any of this one to know that it's the worst idea since maybe the gong show. Stupid stupid stupid

3. Books

Ulysses I'm almost finished! (But actually, that's sad. If only because my next goal is to read a book that is equally lofty, probably The Brothers Karamazov, but one that requires me to put effort into understanding it rather than one I can just read for fun. It's difficult to explain this, but reading Ulysses isn't really like reading, it's more like, well, thinking. (Stream of consciousness and all that)

You Shall Know Our Velocity! by Dave Eggers, is genius because of the exclamation point after the title.

Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenence has its moments, but mostly just seems like it's trying too hard to be lofty and philosophical.

4. Food

The best way to dress up a salad is to mix up your own dressing. I like soy sauce, vinegar, and honey, mixed together well, and drizzled over spinach, beet greens, or other "dark" greens. Undiluted it's very very strong - the greens shouldn't be swimming in it (if you can handle it that way, my sympathies to your taste buds). Just enough to add a striking flavor. Nuts, peas, dried or fresh fruit, croutons, and cheese can add nice touches too, but too many extra toppings are just confusing.

Try to keep one jar of salsa and one jar of pizza or spaghetti sauce on hand, along with cheese and soft taco shells and english muffins. You never know when cravings for 0a quesadilla or a little pizza will strike.

--Posted by s. on Thursday, June 30, 2005.