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Connotation. 1. a. The configuration of suggestive or associative implications consitiuting the general sense of an abstract espression beyond its literal, explicit sense. b. A secondary meaning suggested by a word in addition to its literal meaning. 3. Logic The total of the attributes constituting the meaning of a term.

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Sven Bjorn Borg: Sven has been with d-con since its humble beginnings, and is responsible for punctuating, finances, guarding the office from rabid dogs and loud noises, and acting as mediator amongst the other members. Dr. Borge is well-known as the world's foremost (and perhaps only) underwater-basket-weaving expert. Sven has recently published no less than 3 books, Klingon Grammar and Vocabulary for humans, Life among the Grapes, and Escher, Bach, Gödel: A gigantic elastic bungalow. In it's copious spare time, the Sven enjoys playing the harpsichord and diagramming sentences. Sven is Chief of Staff and Director of Intelligence in the UPICN,LLC.
Dr. Bob William "The Orange" Lavoisier a.k.a. Dr. Henry Parsons: Dr. N, as we like to call him, is officially the initiator of the Daily Connotations Company, and also holds important Offices in the VVIIPP society of America and The Department of Redundancy Department, which is a place where he holds an important office in the department of redundancy. Henry also spent a good deal of his life studying the behavior of Walruses (Walri?) in the wild, inspired by a long-running correspondence with Mr. J. Lennon, who, in fact, convinced "The Orange" that he was, in fact, a walrus. Dr. Parsons' curriculum vitae is rounded out by his extensive family history (including a brother, Alan), and double Ph.D. honors in Botany and the Study of Scandinavian Languages. Recently, Dr. Henry Parsons was elected president of the UPICN,LLC
The Doctor a.k.a. Dr. What??: Dr. What joins us now as a member of d-Con in very good standing. It is important that the doctor not be confused with his slightly-more-popular brother, Doctor Who, who has carved a niche for himself in the field of time travel. Dr. What never developed the talent for time travel, and has the ability to visit only two distinct temporal locations: The beheading of John the Baptist and that one time when Stanley met Livingstone (or was it Livingstone met Stanley?) Consequently, he spends much of his time knitting (the scarves, natch) on the planet Gallifrey whilst (and at the same time) contemplating Nietzschean philosophies and memorizing much of Immanuel Kant's work, both in the original German.
Dr. Phelealabean: Dr. Phelealabean also uses the alias Dr. Olga Olathe Parsons-Uhlmer. Dr. Parsons-Uhlmer is a sister to Henry and Alan. She has a dual honorary doctorate in Arabian Literature and Language. She also has teaching experience at the University of Rekjavik which was held in a small grass-covered hut. She iswidowed after an incident involving her husband and abandonment which she is not allowed to discuss pending criminal charges. Now that she is alone, she enjoys spending summers with her brother, Henry, in his summer home, The Parsonon.

6.17.2004

Aggravations:
(What the rest of the world might call "pet peeves".)

1. e-english. The name I gave for the sort of "quasi-language" used by people in chatrooms and ever increasingly in email. Apparently too much effort would be required to type the "grace" words that make the English language flow - pronouns, conjunctions, and articles are considered superfluous and therefore omitted entirely. Personally, I feel very strongly that if you don't want to take the time to write in at least intelligible fragments, if not complete sentences, you probably didn't take the time to come up with something worth my time reading it. This comes of course from an avowed perfectionist, who has even on occasion been known to write an email out longhand before sending it, but still. . .a little respect, please? It is also interesting that the people who do this the most are also the people who send 'nice little forwards' - the sort of thing with a sweet story or a dirty joke (sometimes together!). Not too surprising though - having someone else write all your email is a wonderful time saver for you! Why not try it some time?

2. The practice of correcting grammatical mistakes in spoken conversations- Usually in interrupting some poor soul in the middle of a terribly exciting story to tell him or her to use "well" instead of "good", because it's an adverb and all that and that sort of things just kind of get to you. Why not just carry a sign that says "I'm smarter than you and I know it. Now you know it too." It smacks of pretense. But everyone makes mistakes - and sometimes very interesting mistakes, too. And the slips of the lips and mind we make when talking a mile a minute (isn't that an interesting phrase?) are not borne of ignorance. It's quite possible to use 'well' instead of 'good' even when you know what an adverb is and when it is appropriately used. Written grammatical errors drive me crazy (although I know I'm guilty of committing them - particularly with pronoun/antecedent agreement), especially in places that should have been carefully proofread - in books or magazines, et cetera. But spoken errors should be logged as interesting, if they are, and then ignored.

3. Purposely mis-spelled words Krispy Kreme. Cheeze Kurlz. MovieFone. Froot Loops. Usually somehow connected with the advertising world. As though we would think, 'Oh, gee, they used a zee instead of an ess! Isn't that cute? I just have to go buy one now!' I dislike most, well, all, advertisements, but especially advertisements that assume the average IQ of their audience is roughly the same as the number of Krispy Kreme donuts in a dozen.

--Posted by s. on Thursday, June 17, 2004.