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12.26.2003
The mostly successful completion of the Lord of the Rings into movie format restored a long-lost faith of literature lovers in the silver screen. Granted, one success means little, but it does mean something. I've been considering other books that I've read that I wouldn't mind seeing made into well-made movies. I'd like to be promised that the treachery that befell The Cat in the Hat wouldn't happen (a classic of children's literature befuddled by sex and money. a pox be on't). But now that I know that a book can be made into a movie without being raped and left to be devoured by the money-grubbing buzzard, I've compiled a list of screenables from the books i've read (and indeed, i've read a lot)
The Chronicles of NarniaThe success of LOTR bodes well for Aslan & Co., and I believe I've heard rumors of production work beginning. I lived in the land of Narnia for a time before I moved to Middle-Earth, and I would so like to see it again. The story provides action and excitement as well as emotion and insight, albeit not as structured as LOTR.
Ender's Game Everyone loves Ender, right? It would be interesting to see the Shadow and the Game combined into one movie maybe. Also the battle room would give animation and spfx teams something to do - after all, Peter Pan is already done and Quidditch matches aren't really that much fun. The only stipulation is that it must wait until Haley Joel Osment is well past 20, because I don't want him sneaking in.
1984 Granted, the story of Winston Smith and Big Brother are prevalent in society to an aburdly extreme amount. But a fine disturbing movie could be made of this with the guy who plays Hannibal Lecter as Winston. His name escapes me, but he'd be great.
A Wrinkle in Time Combines science with fiction with normal people . . . makes for enchanting reading. I'm leery to let the story off the page. I guess I'm still scared of the bad-director-people out there.
Finnegan's Wake Just kidding!
--Posted by s. on Friday, December 26, 2003.
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