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Connotation. 1. a. The configuration of suggestive or associative implications consitiuting the general sense of an abstract espression beyond its literal, explicit sense. b. A secondary
meaning suggested by a word in addition to its literal meaning. 3. Logic The total of the attributes constituting the meaning of a term.
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8.09.2003
On family reunitings, Howard Dean, weblogging, Mathematical Marriages, and college viewbooks.
1. Family reunion: noun, A) A gathering of people whom are all vaguely related, arriving at staggered times throughout the day at a predisclosed location, bearing food and pictures, where they sit and eat and look and talk for hours upon end. Conversation usually focuses on the person or persons who "should be there" but aren't. B) Where I have been, the only reasonable excuse for my not-so-prolonged absence.
2. Howard Dean: noun, A) Former Vermont governor, now Democratic Presidential candidate. What the heck is it with this guy?? And why is he so dang popular? Maybe because he's the first big democrat in YEARS to be exciting (think Al Gore). I continue, however, to hold my position as a almost-completely-opinionless political junkie (is that an oxymoron), but his vitality and verve make him almost fun, to say the least. see Weblogging.
3. Weblogging, also Blogging: best typified, perhaps, as the "Jungle Drums" of the internet. Blogs show what's on people's mind. They're interesting, sometimes, and when something gets on one of the bigger blogs, it spreads like wildfire. The thing that I find most . . . interesting. . . about Howard Dean is how much his name pops up on the web. This man has given a new meaning to a grass-roots campaign. G. W. Bush may have Six Gazillion dollars, but Dean can work the web. Which is, speaking from a totally non-biased position of course :) where a growing chunk of the the consiencious voting public is looking. No betting on the campaign yet, though.
4. Mathematical Marriages: noun. See here. And you thought your Algebra class would never be worth anything!
5. College Viewbooks. I have found a use for them. Specifically: Wrapping paper. "Everything in Washington University @ St. Louis paper is from me!"
La Chaim!
--Posted by s. on Saturday, August 09, 2003.
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